Is he gay, or...?

Whitney’s fabulous dresses are being sold off to pay the storage fees. Makes me so sad; and such fabulous drag they are, too. Poor thing, I feel for her, and more, I wish some of those things would fit me. All I've got is one tired old floor length gold sequin laden thing that makes me sweat bullets when I wear it in July.

Malibu tragically lost a dozen houses to a questionable fire, and while the ruins were still smoking, the neighbors were walking the beach looking at the damage with glasses of wine in their hands. The media didn’t like the sight of that, but, what does the media know of how such things are done? That’s how we do it on Fire Island too. You simply can not mourn the loss of a neighbor’s home without a decent Merlot in your hand. I was shocked to see those La-La’s with white wine; how typically gauche.

The only show this season with the word “gay” in its name is a piece of total crap called “Gay, Straight or Taken” and someone should TAKE it and dump it in the trash bin. The bit is that some total bimbo tries to decide which stereotype determines which of three men is a fag. It’s just plain lousy television, and since it’s a reality show, it adds to dung heap they call ‘entertainment’. Miss it of you haven't already realized the hoax.

Hey does anyone ever listen to the bullshit promises made by the smooth talking old fart on the E-Harmony ads? He makes love by computer so nice, I called and asked if they also matched up men. I was told that E-Harmony believes only men and women should date, Nasty bitch she was, too, and I thought how neat it would be if thousands of gays applied to their FREE service, and clogged up their system with our data.

Does that seem a little too much like ACT-UP! for you?