Doing Our Part

The last snow storm left dozens of dangerous ice stalagtites dangling from bridges and overpasses. Some of them fell down onto cars badly injuring people. Faced with these complaints, the DOT spokesman said: "We are making plans to do all we can, but in the meantime, we ask the public to do its part..."

Motherfucker. Making plans? That piece of dog shit is laying the responsibility on us??? He never said what the fuck our part was supposed to be. I've been driving cars all of my adult life, even before. And I still have no idea what I can do to avoid being impaled by a falling spear of ice.